Mr Krabs:yes the krusty means krustalicous!
Patrick:great I can't wait to eat a krabby patty!
[shows Patrick eating in the krusty krab]
Patrick:wow this thing is good!
Mr Krabs:I know!and it's only for the price of 10 dollars!
[shows the scene go into the krusty krab at night]
[shows sandy come in with a fire extinguisher]
Sandy:wait there's no fire...
Spongebob:fire?nah we called you hear to ask if you could fix the TV
Sandy:get all off!
Mr Krabs:let me fix the darn thing!
SpongeBob:now I think we just
Patrick:shake it up and down!that's what I do with mine!
[shows thunder hit the krusty krab]
Mr Krabs:let me!
[shows the TV going fuzzy]
Mr Krabs:uh oh...
[shows a beam come out of the TV]
Sandy:I told you you shouldn't!
[shows the beam zap everyone]
Sandy Mr krabs Patrick and SpongeBob:OH NO
[shows everyone disappear]
Sandy:were in the TV!
SpongeBob:in a commercial for kelpo!
[shows the bag get opened]
[shows everyone fall on a table]
SpongeBob:we need to get out of here!
[shows spongebob and the gang on a table]
SpongeBob:I have one question...
Sandy:what is it?
SpongeBob:why are we so small?
Sandy:because we are the kelpo toys!
Patrick:can I ask a question too?
Patrick:why's the channel not changing?
Sandy:I don't know...
[shows Bubbles The Talking Dolphin come down]
Bubbles:why hello there spongebob and friends!
Squidward:wait this doesn't make any sense!
Bubbles:why does it not make sense?
Squidward:how did you get here?!
Bubbles:a saw a universe of course!
SpongeBob:what do you mean by universe?
Bubbles:your in the television universe!
Squidward:that's not even a place!
Bubbles:why yes it is!all the TV shows you watch here are now here!
Bubbles:but...sadly I can't take you back home...
SpongeBob:so were stuck here forever?
Bubbles:no!why of course not!you have to find mini buttons to go through all the channels!
Squidward:wait...all the channels ever?thats insane!
Bubbles:why no its not...
Squidward:ok so what do we do from here?
SpongeBob:yes almighty bubbles what do we do now?
Bubbles:ugh...find the piece here!
SpongeBob:in a giant living room?
Bubbles:and I'm also sorry that I can't help you still..but...I must be going...I've got a show to do!
Bubbles:yes...[shivers]through the hoops?
[shows Bubbles disappear through a portal]
Squidward:wait for me!
[shows the portal disappear]
SpongeBob:at least you've got us...
[shows Mr Krabs climbing down the table leg]
Mr Krabs:down here me lad were going on a treasure hunt!
SpongeBob:well its not really a treasure hunt...
Mr Krabs:just get down boy!
[shows Plankton in the chum bucket]
Plankton:the krabby patty formula is finally left alone!
Karen:[sighs]remember when it has been all the other
[Karen gets out a notepad]
[shows Plankton jump off the stool]
[shows Plankton run out of the chum bucket]
Plankton:OH BABY!YOUR ALL MINE NOW!AND NO ONE CAN STOP M!
[shows Nat Peterson step on Plankton]
[shows Nat Peterson look down at his foot]
Nat:ew...a creepy dead bug!
[shows Nat flick Plankton through a window of the krusty krab]
[shows Plankton in a security camera room]
[shows Plankton see a security camera]
Plankton:they just disappeared?!by touching a TV?!
[shows Mr Krab's office door blow off]
[shows Plankton walk out of the office with the formula]
[shows the TV on the floor]
Plankton:what the?my little pony?is krabs a?[giggles]nah!
[shows the TV start flashing on and off]
[shows Plankton start screaming and run out of the doors]
[shows a flash get ahold of plankton]
[shows Plankton get sucked into the TV]
Plankton:HOLY FISH PASTE ITS LIKE THE FILM POLTERGHIEST!
[shows SpongeBob under a sofa]
Mr Krabs:Spongebob can you see anything?!
Mr Krabs:take this!
[shows Mr Krabs and Sandy and Patrick pick up a torch]
Mr Krabs:mr Squidward help us lift this thing!
Squidward:no...I just want to get out of here!and do nothing...
[shows Mr Krabs turn on the flash light]
[shows the light show a button]
Mr Krabs:click it!
[shows SpongeBob click the button]
Mr Krabs:TAKE US TO THE NEXT CHANNEL!
[shows a beam come back and teleport everyone to downtown bikini bottom]
Mr Krabs:wait a minute...
Squidward:well see ya...
[shows a laser come out of nowhere and destroy half of the floor]
Squidward:AH!I knew it was too good to be true...
SpongeBob:what's going on?!
[shows a giant robot smashing and destroying bikini bottom]
[shows Man Ray controlling the robot]
Man Ray:you fools!you can't escape from the awesome power of man ray!
Patrick:wait man ray?
SpongeBob:were in a mermaid man and barnacle boy cartoon!
[shows loads of fish running from the robot]
[shows Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy on a rooftop]
Mermaid Man:Man Ray you won't get away with this!
Barnacle Boy:yeah you won't!
[shows SpongeBob and Patrick behind Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]
SpongeBob:were your biggest fans!
SpongeBob:can you sign my book?
Barnacle Boy:wait what?we have no time for autographs kid!
Patrick:I'm going home to get my comic book!
Barnacle Boy:that's great but we really need to...
[shows a ray hit Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]
[shows Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy turn into ashes]
- The MMABB episode was supposed to be an advertisement for some action figure toys of them.